The ÜberDaddy

I am a better parent than you. There are so many blogs out there describing how one parent or another raises their little cretins. Do not bother with them; I am your only source for correct information on proper parenting methods and styles. I always make excellent decisions, handle every situation properly, and solve every problem flawlessly. Every parent wishes they could be more like me, the ÜberDaddy. This parenting supremacy stems from the fact that I love my kid more than other parents love their own.